I've gotten bored enough to make a blog, and it was surprisingly easy. We should all make blogs, and use up all the bandwidth. Apparently, Idiocracia is also the name of some 2006 Spanish movie, but you all know that this is the real Idiocracia. Who cares about the Spanish, anyway? They, like, killed all the Aztecs. And Aztecs were cool. Although Spanish food IS, like, some of the best. Ever.
Anyway. Well, I was considering giving you guys websites to go check out, but that would mean you leaving my blog, so instead I'll bring the websites to you. Besides, I'm sure all you nerds already know about FAILBlog and ICHC. You probably know about Uncyclopedia too, which makes my website nothing more than a pointless ripoff. But, you know me in person, so unlike Uncyclopedia, you can actually bitch at me about how racist and politically incorrect and stupid I am, in real life. Touche.
Aah, yes... LOLCats and Epic fail. The perfect way to start the day.
At that, I'll leave you with what I did last week, which was editing the Wikipedia article on Apocalypse to include Bagels. Bagels, you say? In the apocalypse?
Yes, my friends. Bagels. You see, it was quite easy to come up with the idea. I was scrolling down at a rapid pace when, lo and behold, I saw the section on Beasts. But, in the same instant, I saw the section on Angles. And, when you are scrolling at a rapid pace and your eyes are moving at a speed paralleled only by that of REM sleep, you may confuse words, and thus...
Bagels.
Observe how I handled the situation:
WHAT?! ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?!!!? SCREW THIS S@#T!!!11
Apparently, those sons of bitches (umm, did my html code work right?) at Wikipedia deleted my article. Like not just edited it, but deleted it... so no, it's not in history... WTF?!
Well, I put something about bagels on the page about Apocalypse. It was funny, trust me.
Enigma, superfluous, zealot, affluent. There, I used big words. Now, I'm smart. And I don't even really know what superfluous means. But at least I can spell it right. That means I'm better than you.
